Straddling my bike, I heard the faint voice of Dr. Smith and his familiar whine eminating from my saddle. I also realized that lycra cuts both ways. When on form, it accentuates the chisled features. It can also make you look like a used tube of toothpaste. Lumps and bumps in all the wrong places.
What do you expect when you’ve been partying like the final days of the Roman Empire?
It’s going to be a long road back.