L’Equipe reports on champion with high synthetic testosterone

March 31, 2007

Did I just wake up from hibernation and just read about Floyd? Nope. The world of swimming is beginning to get a little of the attention usually reserved for cycling. Call it dipping their toe in the water.

L’Equipe is reporting that retired Australian swimmer Ian Thorpe failed a drug test in 2006. This test showed “abnormally high” testosterone readings. Also shown were high readings of Luteinizing Hormone (LH) which stimulates godatropin production which in males is testosterone. Also found are traces of synthetic testosterone. L’Equipe is calling into doubt Thorpe’s five Olympic gold medals, eleven World Championship titles, and setting of twenty-three world records.

What the paper brushes off is that the Australian Anti-Doping Authority looked at the evidence and threw out the case saying the tests were not conclusive. The international authorities are petitioning the CAS to re-open the case.

Doing our part, we have prepared some quotes for Dick Pound.

“Wow, five Olympic medals and twenty three world records, he must have been riding a goddamn jet-ski!”

“With all that testosterone and LH in his body, he must have been violating every virgin within 100 laps.”

Ian, you should give Floyd a call. I’m sure he will welcome you to hell. Bad enough that this past week saw most of your records broken, now you need to endure this. For all of you, forgive me if I don’t readily jump on a story broken by L’Equipe.


Cycling.tv to launch new site

March 28, 2007

For those of you who tried to tune into to Milan-San Remo may have been able to see the new look Cycling.tv.  Some technical difficulties forced Cycling.tv to delay their upgrade.  So what’s coming?

Well, I’ve been fortunate enough to bee one of the beta testers of the new site and I’ll tell you that I’m pretty excited about the new look and some new features coming to a PC near you.

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First thing you will notice (click image to take a real good look) is a completely new look and feel.  The old window has been replaced by a nice matte black background.  This gives the nice HDTV feel.  Gone are the graphics along the bottom where you would need to scroll across and double click.  This actually has always been a pet peeve of mine.  Initially, I did not realize these were buttons.  There were no drop shadows and you were required to double-click to change channels.   Now, you will see clearly identifiable buttons down the left side of the screen showing you all that Cycling.tv has to offer. 

Cycling.tv did not stop with a nice new look.  Thery have added a host of new features.  Avone the video screen shown you some new features.  First is the Innertube which takes you to a new forum for viewers to chat/blog while watching a race. You can uploag videos here as well.  Nice touch to include some interactive capabilities the computer offers.  You also see Audio and Diaries sections along the top bar.

The real improvement is the Download Video feature. I’ve been screaming for this feature for sometime.  When I ride on a trainer, sometimes my wireless network gets cranky and watching a laptop is difficult.  Also, when I travel, I wouldn’t mind choosing Paris-Roubaix over the in-flight movie. Downloading is done through Veoh a online video service.

Other user friendly improvements include the search, schedule, and settings all in easy to find and access locations.

This is the part of a review where you say what you would like to see improved.  I’ll confine my comments to two areas.  One significant and one pretty minor.  The significant item is every click on the channels or tabs up top, opens a new window.  Therefore, sometimes you have several channels running simultaneously.  You need to manually go back and close open windows when you get to the show you want to watch.  Hopefully this will be fixed in the production release.  The minor item is the download service.  Veoh requires you to download their proprietary player and plug-in.  Id’ ultimately like to see everything self containedd within the Cycling.tv player.   If not, I’d like to see a standard player used for the video.  I already have Quicktime, Windows Media Player, Intervideo DVD player, and Real.  I really don’t want another.  Also, the Veoh player is a bit intrusive by installing plug ins in my browser and wanting to join my start up programs and launch every day.  You may want to visit it’s settings after downloading to fine tune this player.

As for formats.  I know Mac users had problems with the first edition of Cycling.tv.  I don’t own a Mac so I can’t tell you if you are in luck here.  I can tell Windows users that Cycling.tv beta performs wonderfully in both Internet Explorer and Firefox.

All in all it shows that Simon Brydon and his team have really developed a great product. You no longer have a reason not to subscribe to Cycling.tv.


Milan-San Remo had the good the bad and the ugly

March 27, 2007

Well, the Classics season really got off with a great start. Milan-San Remo showed anyone why cycling is a truly an exciting sport. Let’s review:

The Good- First up, Paolo Bettini. What a show of determination and pure guts. His ride up the Cipressa was the stuff legends are made of. I am so used the riders of Classics taking the shortcut home when dropped near the end. Paolo and his never give up attitude serves as great motivation.

Unibet.com at the start line was good to see. I think the fact they have a license to have operations in Italy made the blackballing difficult since teams such as Fdjeux.com have no such license. Way to go boys!

Cycling in Italy. Italians love racing in their backyard. The pace and attacks were awesome. No riding piano here!

The Bad- My predictions. I expected a feast for the pure sprinters. All looked to be on track until the final kilometer. The strong teams closed the gap and started the leadout trains for their teams. Then Oscar Freire took it. It was good to see him win one outright. His 2004 win was more of a loss by Eric Zabel than a win by Freier.

Cycling.tv had some technical difficulties in launching its new site at absolutly the worst time. I had the opportunity to be a beta tester and it seemed pretty solid. Take your time boys and get it right. It will be worth the wait.

The Ugly - The weather and crashes. Just enough rain to make the roads treacherous. With riders pushing the limit to stay at the front, yielded some really horrendous spills.

The course. Parked cars on the road? At a ProTour event? If the weather was not bad enough, putting obstacles in the way of an angry peloton is just criminal.


Bring on the Monuments!

March 22, 2007

With two early season stage races under our belts, our collective appetite is thoroughly whetted as we await the next couple of weeks. In fact, these next few weeks rival a certain three week period in July.

For me, the season starts in Milan. No offense to the folks in California and Paris but Milan-San Remo starts the Classics. This is when the hard men of cycling’s spring season come out and play. Milan-San Remo has become a sprinter’s paradise in recent years as the Poggio and Cipressa do not force as much of a selection as in the past. The real challenge in La Classicissima is it’s length. At almost 300 kilometers, you never know what condition your legs will be in at the finish on the Via Roma.

I am especially excited for this year’s edition. It seems that Alessandro Petacchi is at the end of his career. Sprinters generally do not fade away, they go out as quickly as they raced. Expect him to realize this and be motivated to take his second title. Tom Boonen is missing this notch on his belt. I expect him to underplay the importance of this race when compared to his hometown race in Flanders. I don’t believe it. I do expect a little internal conflict as reigning World Champion Paolo Bettini has his own designs on victory.

Then there is the new kid. Luca Paolini. What Italian thoroughbred does not want to take this race. To take it from the aging Petacchi would put the icing on the cake. In fact, in two years, things would come full circle as Petacchi took the crown from an aging Lion King.

Then there is J.J. Haedo. This man has shown a scary turn of speed. Now it is time to go up against the big boys. Will J.J. be up to the challange? Is he as good as he looked in California?

So expect the teams of CSC, Liquigas, Milram, and Quick Step to guarantee a grupo compatto towards the end. Then it will be a battle of the leadout trains. From there, it will be mano a mano a mano a mano.

I have renewed  my Cycling.tv subscription, cleared off my couch, charged my lapotp.  I can’t wait.


Spain all ga ga over Alberto Contador

March 19, 2007

One of the great things about being a young rider is the impression of bursting on the cycling scene. The cycling press is always looking for a new fresh story to tell. A new fresh face is just the way to do it.

Well, Paris-Nice champion Alberto Contador has officially burst on the scene. After a strong showing in the semi-official (it was official until the ProTour spat) opening of the cycling season, Alberto has the world at his cleats.

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The downside of being young is you will inevitably become the next (insert name of great rider here). In Spain, of course, Alberto is being called the next Miguel Induarain.

Some riders such as Abraham Olano have cracked under the “next” banner. In basketball, I remember Michael Jordan being called the next Dr. J. His response is that he wanted to be the first Michael Jordan.  Lance Armstrong endured being the next Greg LeMond. Now we are all looking for the next Lance Armstrong.

I know it is natural to look for new eras to dawn after the last era has set. In ten years will Spain continue to look for the next Induarain or will they be looking for the next Contador?

Editor’s note. My apologies for the few days of silence. I lost my uncle Friday night and left the laptop unused over the weekend. Uncle Joe was one of the strongest men I ever met. Not only physically as he owned a piano moving business but psychologically and in character. He was the classic Irishman. First to arrive and last to leave. It was impossible to have a bad time with him in the room. In the end, he left on his own terms making his own final arrangements to remove the burden on his wife and children. He could not make one last St. Patrick’s day nor his 79th birthday on Sunday but with everything completed, he allowed cancer to take him with his family by his side. He was a champion in every sense of the word.


Bring back the basic black shorts. Please.

March 15, 2007

Men should not be allowed anywhere near fashion. OK. I said it. Whenever men try to enter the fashion world, bad things happen. Civilization as we know it teeters on the brink of destruction. I don’t want to call into evidence the Nehru jacket or the…….leisure suit. In fact, the whole Miami Vice era is one I’d like to forget.

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In cycling we are nearing a similar cataclysmic event. Maybe this is what’s behind all the problems in cycling today. For shorts, basic black was good. In fact, it was very good. Then Mario Cipollini made us all believe we could carry off something other than black shorts. The races stopped fining riders for wearing non-black shorts and right out of the gate, we had team Carerra wearing ‘jeans’ shorts. We should have stopped right then. But once the genie is out of the bottle, you can’t put it back.

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Now Sauiner-Duval cycling team has done something that makes it difficult to even watch a race. I’m going to put my cards on the table now so if you are easily offended, leave now. If you have kids, tell them to go to bed. I’ll wait.

OK, here is one really disturbing side effect of the move from black. It tends to accentuate an area I don’t particularly want accentuated. There I said it. Now, the yellow on black pattern of Sauiner-Duval seems to create an arrow pointing at…. well you know, there.

When David Millar rode to prologue victory, I could not enjoy it. When he stood atop the podium, I was uncomfortable. When the whole team rode tempo on stage one, it was really, really bad.

When will we learn.

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Unibet.com not out of the Vuelta…yet

March 14, 2007
Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
Large Man: Here’s one.
Dead Collector: Ninepence.
Dead Body: I’m not dead!
Dead Collector: What?
Large Man: Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.
Dead Body: I’m not dead!
Dead Collector: ‘Ere, he says he’s not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
Dead Body: I’m not!
Dead Collector: He isn’t.
Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.
Dead Body: I’m getting better!
Large Man: No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can’t take him like that. It’s against regulations.
Dead Body: I don’t want to go on the cart!
Large Man: Oh, don’t be such a baby.
Dead Collector: I can’t take him.
Dead Body: I feel fine!
Large Man: Oh, do me a favor.
Dead Collector: I can’t.
Large Man: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won’t be long.
Dead Collector: I promised I’d be at the Robinsons’. They’ve lost nine today.
Large Man: Well, when’s your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
Dead Body: I think I’ll go for a walk.
Large Man: You’re not fooling anyone, you know. Isn’t there anything you could do?
Dead Body: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[The Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Old Man with a whack of his club]
Large Man: Ah, thanks very much.
Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man: Right.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975

Unipublic, Grand Tour organizer number three, has made it’s decision on Unibet.com. They are almost out. The organizer of the Vuelta a Espana delivered his rebuke of the embattled ProTour team albeit with a velvet hammer.

Victor Cordero laid out the high hurdle required to be invited to the final Grand Tour of the season by saying:

“Unibet is not in our plans, but fortunately, as we are not forced by the rules to give the wildcards on March 1 like last year, we can wait up to three months, until the end of May, beginning of June before we decide. The last word it is not yet said. If Unibet has all its legal problems solved, if it improves the performances and conditions of the other six candidates…it is not Unibet alone, we have six candidatures for riding the Vuelta a España. We will make the decision mainly based on sporting criteria. Up to today, I don’t see Unibet in the Vuelta.”

Let’s take another look. Unibet has to get it’s legal affairs in order. Is he talking about the legal affairs as a result of the Grand Tour snub? Mr. Cordero also said they need to improve their performance. Where? Paris-Nice, Tirreno-Adriatico, Milan-San Remo, Giro dItalia? The ASO and RCS Sport have blocked them out of the most prestegious races of the year so where will they get results?

It looks like Unipublic is trying to make it look like Unibet.com will get a fair shake when the decision has already been made. See you on Thursday I have to go to the Robinson’s.


The more things change, the more they stay the same

March 14, 2007

Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to eat him. And everybody’s okay with this? Did I miss something? -Timon The Lion King 1994

Is it just me? Before the “official” start of the season, the sport of cycling was on the brink of self destruction. The UCI threatened to kill the sport rather than give it to the Grand Tours. The Grand Tours decided that ethics ruled their actions. At least that’s what they said when they decided to exclude Unibet.com from their races. But in the last week, when the dust settles we will notice that nothing is settled.

ASO’s (Grand Tour organizer #1) Paris-Nice is taking place and is proceeding as it always has with the sprinters taking front and center. The RCS Sport (Grand Tour organizer #2) start of the season starts tomorrow with Tirreno-Adriatico. All the ProTour teams will be present save Unibet.com. That ethics thing again. But I thought it was a French law that precludes non French gambling advertisement. The fine print of that law said Predictor-Lotto was OK I guess. That’s OK, the Italians must be sympathetic with their French counterparts except their law must also make the exception for FDJeux.com riding on Italian soil. Still with me?

While everyone is smiling or gritting their teeth (I can’t tell), weird things are still out there. Operation Puerto is auditioning for the sequel to “Much ado About Nothing.” In it’s wake, 50 Spanish riders mostly from Continental teams are still unemployed. Ethics keep ProTour teams from hiring riders “implicated” in Operation Puerto. To me that means if you are Spanish and have no money, you are “implicated.” Kind of like when the FBI announces a name of a “person of interest.” This is code to the media for “We have nothing but feel free to ruin their life.”

And about this ethics thing. If Unibet.com was too hot to handle, why give their Giro wildcard spot to Tinkoff Credit Systems? Aren’t they the bad boys of cycling? Their rap sheets would make many a convict blush. And why let Ivan Basso start Tirreno-Adriatico? Isn’t he a person of interest? I mean implicated? Oh yea he is not Spanish and has money. Sorry I keep forgetting.

So what has changed? Riders are still a means to an end. The Grand Tours decide who rides based on ratings. If you are lucky to be on their good side you will do well. If not, prepare to be terminated. Everything is fair game. Operation Puerto never proved anything yet it was the club that ended many rider’s careers and livelihoods.

Forgive me if I am slightly sceptical of you sitting in judgement of riders like Floyd or what you will do with any evidence you may get your hands on from operation Puerto.


And now my interpretation

March 10, 2007

The other day, I laid out my observations regarding Stage 17 of last year’s tour.  I tried to keep it to what I saw verses what I thought.  So, here is what I think.  The gambit proved to be a perfect storm of failed tactics, gamesmanship gone bad, and one man throwing the proverbial “Hail Mary” pass that paid off.

CSC -I think the plan from CSC that morning was to attack Oscar Pereiro on the last climb of the day, the Joux-Plane.  Oscar had shown himself to being very vulnerable in the mountains.  Carlos being a great climber and a average timetrialist needed to gain significant time that day.  When Floyd jumped early, CSC probably figured it had won the lottery since he had the potential to destroy Caisse-d’Epargne’s support for Pereiro leaving him isolated for an inevitable attack.  Floyd would force Caisse-d’Epargne to kill themselves catching him.  Floyd would not be a threat anymore, Oscar would be alone, and CSC would be rested for a major assault on the Yellow Jersey.

T-Mobile- T-Mobile probably also felt good that morning.  Their man Andreas Kloden sat in a great position.  He was 2:29 behind Pereiro and only 39 seconds behind Sastre.  This being the last day in the mountains T-Mobile knew that Sastre was down to his last chance at Yellow.  He needed to attack Pereiro and put enough time into Kloden to withstand the German’s significant advantage in the final time trial.  Therefore, all Kloden needed to do was stay as fresh as possible to stay close to Sastre on the final climb.  He probably could lose up to a minute.  In order to do that, he needed help from his T-Mobile teammates on the Joux-Plane.  When Floyd leapt off the front, T-Mobile also felt that the move was advantageous as the team could stay fresh themselves and counter the inevitable CSC attack.

Caisse-d’Epargne  – To me, it looked that Oscar was paying a bit for his effort on the previous day.  He and his team put everything on the line for the yellow.  With Floyd off the front, they had to make a decision.  Go after Floyd and run out of gas before the Joux-Plane or let him go figuring he would blow-up or one of the other teams would help chase eventually.  The odds favored the latter strategy so they set a tempo that would protect Oscar and his limited resources for the final attack.  Sastre and Kloden posed a greater and more immediate threat to the Spaniard.

Floyd/Phonak- They had absolutely nothing to lose.  There was no way to make up enough time on, not just Pereiro, but Sastre, Kloden, and Cadel Evans if he waited until the end of the race.  He had to go early or not at all. This could possibly be his last ever professional bike race.  So Floyd took a shot that at the very least would be seen as a valiant effort. 

The rest of the field – With a high stakes game between the big three teams going on, you just sit and watch.  Plus, there was no reason to either help or attack as the publicity-generating cameras were on Floyd.

So what does this prove? Absolutely nothing. It does not prove Floyd was clean.  Stage 17 also does not prove Floyd was on something.  To me, it just proves that Stage 17 is entirely plausible.  At the time, I saw nothing outrageous that led me to believe the stage was too good to be true.  I still believe that now.

In my comments section, the question was raised about the turn around between stage 16 and 17.  My response is two fold.  First of all, Stage 17 did not show me any superhuman effort that could not have been performed by any rider in the peloton.  The performance is consistent with an average training ride.  Floyd’s power numbers concur. (Thanks Debby).

The second part of my answer is that I’ve seen everything happen between two days in the Tour de France.  Good days followed by bad, bad days followed by good, two bad days, two good days.  Looking only at the 2006 Tour you can find examples of everything.  For two good days look at Patrik Sinkewitz. He rode tempo and put the surge on Floyd on stage 16 then got into the break the following day and was the last man on Floyd’s wheel. One good then bad. This is the most common I don’t think I need to point that out. One bad then good. In this tour, Oscar Pererio lost 2:49 on L’Alpe then was unbeatable the next day on the fateful Stage 16. Also on Stage 15, Michael Rasmussen lost 2:41 and performed Floyd-like the next day. Juan Manuel Garate lost 35 minutes on stage 16 but was strong in the break on stage 17.

My ultimate conclusion is the 48 hour period that included Stages 16 and 17 are not proof (sorry Mr. Pound) of any wrong doing.  Quite a number of people have stated or insuated that stage 17 is proof that Floyd was on something.  No clean man could have done what he had done.  I disagree.  I think the entire 2006 Tour de France should be written up in the Director Sportif’s version of the Harvard Business Review.  There are so many examples of ‘how to’ and ‘how not to’ run a team in the world’s biggest bike race.  If you believe otherwise, watch Stage 17 again.  I’ll even buy the popcorn.  What you will see is timing, a little luck, and guts.


Well, I did it. I took a mistress.

March 9, 2007

I’ve been married for 20 years and up until today, I’ve had a perfect record with the big promises I made back in 1986. I promised to love (still do), Honor (Yup), obey (I will if I know what’s good for me), in sickness and in health (been there), for richer and poorer (I think I just moved us closer to pooer) till death do us part (see obey).

Now, faithful was never overtly mentioned that day but it was clearly understood to be part of the bargain. I would apologize for straying but I’m not sorry. In fact, my wife seems OK with the idea.

Her name is Cervelo R3. I dated the Orbea Orca, BMC, Wilier, and her sister SLC-SL. After having quite a good time playing the field, I settled on the R3. Here is a picture.

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Pretty isn’t she? In order to take her out on the town, I didn’t like the earrings she was wearing so we picked up a pair of Fulcrum Racing1 earrings to wear around town.

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She says she is over her brief fling with Fabian Cancellera. She said it was Paris and she lost hear head. By the time they got to Roubaix she knew it was not going to work.

I pick her up on the 30th and I am already counting the minutes until I see her again. I have to thank the great guys at Cadence Performance Cycling for fixing us up. On a serious note, I had heard of their reputation for expert fitting when hanging around the Philadelphia USPRO races the past few years. Many of the pros from domestic squads and European Teams like CSC would stop by for a checkup. When I got there, I was also treated like a pro. The final fitting will take 2 – 3 hours to dial in everything from brake position to cleats. I think I received better fitting attention than my wife did for her wedding dress!

It is well worth the 1 1/2 hour drive from the New York metro area where I live. These guys are good. And discrete. No comments on having the rider lose weight before focusing on the bike. Now I have to sell the kids on the local community college. It does have a good reputation.